Don't Run With Scissors!
Seeking your ideas for more themes like this. I want to create a 10-pack of themes that include those friendly reminders that our parents always gave us. Like: "Don't run with scissors!", "Wear clean underwear in case you get hit by a car and have to go to the hospital.", Don't cross your eyes, they will stay like that!", "You'll go blind!" You get the ideal. Actually, any short funny little saying would be great. Let's hear some more. If your idea is used, you will get the entire theme pack for free! Don't forget to include your email address in your comments!
Don't Run with Scissors!:
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Posted by at 2:38 PM
How about "You'll poke your eye out with that!"
Posted by: Susan W. at September 23, 2002 8:37 PMMoney don't grow on trees
Posted by: DarkRealm at September 23, 2002 9:27 PMWhen I was your age, we use to walk 5 miles to school in blizzards
Posted by: DarkRealm at September 23, 2002 9:28 PMThere are plenty of hungry people in the world, now eat your dinner
Posted by: DarkRealm at September 23, 2002 9:40 PMAnd one I never figured out until I was older
Get your head out of your butt
Posted by: DarkRealm at September 23, 2002 9:41 PMIt's hotter than Dutch love
I said so--that's why
If your brother jumped off a bridge would you
You can if you're able
If we said "What fur"
Reply "Cat fur to make kitten britches
Mum always said...
"Drop that stick before you put someone's eye out!"
"Don't play ball in the house."
"What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too?"
"Put on your sweater... you're making me cold."
"Don't make those faces - your face will freeze like that."
"If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all."
"Don't put that in your mouth; you don't know where it's been!"
A moment on the lips
A lifetime on the hips 
Stand up straight
Clean up your room
Posted by: susan dennis at September 25, 2002 7:57 PMA stitch in time saves nine
Posted by: at September 26, 2002 2:46 AM
Do as I say, not as I do.
I'll give you a sugar cookie if you do this.
Posted by: kcwester at September 29, 2002 9:10 AMThere's no smoke without fire
It never rains but it pours
Posted by: sallie at September 30, 2002 4:40 AMBecause I'm the dad, that's why! 
or how about...
Don't make me stop the car and come back there!
If you break your leg, don't come running to me!
WAAH THE DISHES
I know it's a little bit late, but I've just saw this, so here's my contribution.
"Don't play with fire"
"That's not a toy"
"Take your hand out of your pants"
"Turn off the TV and go play"
"Wash your hands before dinner"
"Don't play ball at the house"
"Don't run, or you'll fall"
"Don't speak with your mouth full"
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